Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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