i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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