i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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