Don't make out with my wife yet
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
