Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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