I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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