i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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