I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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