So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Randomize
