I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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