You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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