Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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