Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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