But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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