don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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