I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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