He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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