I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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