i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
What a dumb baby whore.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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