Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha