i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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