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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab

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• (805): View more from California

  I want "hickeys on my ass" sex

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.

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  This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.

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  You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.

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  So when can I meet her?

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• (518): View more from New York

  So do you know how we found out he was engaged?

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  An Amber Alert?

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