also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.