i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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