She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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