If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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