people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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