Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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