had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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