You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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