you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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