Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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