I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
