ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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