my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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