I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
