Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We got so high we made milksteak
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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