Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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