I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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