I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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