Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
