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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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