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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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