The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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