first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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