i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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