pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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