I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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