I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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