What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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