grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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