I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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