My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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