someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i came on her dog
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
