do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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