I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
