Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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