Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
