I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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