i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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