I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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